tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17208658.post112793880882433701..comments2023-09-08T07:56:19.943-07:00Comments on Setshot: Basketball for the Aging and Infirm: Nicknames: Asian Nash vs. White ShaqDrew Halfmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15672641455185221691noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17208658.post-91018362531307666692010-04-23T20:50:57.456-07:002010-04-23T20:50:57.456-07:00In Malaysia, the ballers called Jason Kidd, the &#...In Malaysia, the ballers called Jason Kidd, the 'White Chocolate.'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17208658.post-62547864964444605802009-12-25T11:49:09.572-08:002009-12-25T11:49:09.572-08:00Capcha: barpo: noun, adj. (as noun) used to descr...Capcha: barpo: noun, adj. (as noun) used to describe the working man's socioeconomic class. (i.e. - "He's not jus' po', he's barpo," as relates to the amount of money he spends at the bar being the reason that he is so poor in the first place.) (as adj.) a description of someone who is considered to be "barpo" as relates to their socioeconomic class. (i.e. - "Thur go that barpo motherf*cka right thur.") <br /><br />-----<br /><br />As far as great nicknames go, I think the best ones are the ones that lose relevance as the person with the nickname gets older. Like "Tiny" growing up to be 6'8", or "Pooh" to stop sh*tting himself in games. It seems like some of the best names I've ever heard have come from small towns, though.the_ouskullhttp://www.soonerfans.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17208658.post-1137396406381509362006-01-15T23:26:00.000-08:002006-01-15T23:26:00.000-08:00wait a second, i thought i was the asian steve nas...wait a second, i thought i was the asian steve nash. i was getting the asian nashy nick since <EM>before</EM> it was a good thing to be compared to the reigning mvp... we have the same fluid, but not quite rhythmic body movements, same off-the-shoulder almost from-the-hip jumpshot, same constant licking of the fingers... but then i learned the d.c. crossover from allen iverson and went to nyu... where the school paper proceeded to call me "allen chinerson." for real... couldn't make that up... then i grew my hair out and stopped carrying the ball, and the nash nick came back.<BR/><BR/>but if you want the best nicks, i only have to recall my high school team. i went to a school in a town outside of houston, tx and my senior year was the first year we had as many non-white players on the team as white--i was the second asian though (behind mo city punjabi legend sridhar sista--who's nickname <EM>was</EM> "shooter"--he went on to play at u of h). so with this culture clash, came some interesting nicks. gary mannino, the whitest white boy on the squad was named g-money by the darker of us, following the popularity of new jack city. he was not very gangster. travis sykes was long and athletic and very dark complexioned... his nick from the white boys was big daddy long legs. but the capper was brian smith, nicked "pony boy" for his haircut's resemblance to tom cruse's in his portrayal of the s.e. hinton character in "the outsiders." we had to watch it for english.aloneconformisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09472413290684481198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17208658.post-1129270099362501772005-10-13T23:08:00.000-07:002005-10-13T23:08:00.000-07:00I also came across this exchange on a nicknames di...I also came across this exchange on a nicknames discussion board at Hooops SA (South Australia).<BR/><BR/>"I NEED TO FIND A NICKNAME FOR BASKETBALL...MY FAVORITE THING TO DO IS TO SHOOT. SO IF YOU FIND ME ONE I WILL BE THANKFUL."<BR/><BR/>"Ummmmmmm.....shooter?"Drew Halfmannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15672641455185221691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17208658.post-1129269097537776402005-10-13T22:51:00.000-07:002005-10-13T22:51:00.000-07:00My favorite nickname is Darko "The Human Victory C...My favorite nickname is Darko "The Human Victory Cigar" Milicic. I also like the name somebody gave Jeff the other night after he told his NBA draft story--"The Free Agent". <BR/><BR/>But the site <A HREF="http://www.anvari.org/nicknames/" REL="nofollow">Cool Nicknames are Good Nicknames</A> also has an excellent selection. The site begins with the following warning: <BR/><BR/>"Please 1. No profanity 2. Only in english and 3. Keep them limited to 40 letters. Attention: Please write in English *ONLY*. Also, please only nicknames, this is not a bulletin board. We know that most of the nicknames available here are not good and perfect, let's make it perfect! Many thanks to Lorene for maintaining this list and keeping it clean! Entering new nicknames will be disabled for a few days; Lorene is cleaning up the list."<BR/><BR/>The warning is followed by a free-for-all (Lorene must be behind). Some of my favorites: (Remember to insert these between the first and last names of a famous baller) Katrina is a fat ass bitch, Alysha McAuley + David Atchison, why drink and drive, whatup blood whatup cuz whatup blood, Karina Gamboa, hurray!, Karina Gamboa is a name no nickname, it's soft...it's sexy...guess wat, aerosol junkie, Menace II Sobriety, Big Dumb Mob Bob and Homeslice.Drew Halfmannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15672641455185221691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17208658.post-1128373677750835362005-10-03T14:07:00.000-07:002005-10-03T14:07:00.000-07:00Yes. And how fitting it was.Yes. And how fitting it was.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17208658.post-1128367038813174692005-10-03T12:17:00.000-07:002005-10-03T12:17:00.000-07:00Are you trying to tell me that you were calling me...Are you trying to tell me that you were calling me Vera Wang behind my back at those Packer Institute games?Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01342199027777229075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17208658.post-1128348474794996252005-10-03T07:07:00.000-07:002005-10-03T07:07:00.000-07:00I personally enjoy nicknames that are absurdly red...I personally enjoy nicknames that are absurdly reduntant and include players who were mediocre/slightly forgettable during their careers, a la "the White Mark Price," "the Black Tim Thomas," or the "Asian Yuta Tabuse." <BR/><BR/>It's also fun when guys are nicknamed after people who have nothing to do with basketball, but somehow should have had their last names plastered on the back of a jersey at some point. Like "Johnny Cash," "Kofi Annan," or "Vera Wang."<BR/><BR/>-Tom<BR/><BR/>ps - Jeff, what are you doing with yourself these days?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com